Imagine an air stewardess on a flight asking you with their best air-stewardess-so-called-full-of-hospitality voice asking you "Montoku or Lihing, sir?" instead of the normal "coffee or tea?" on board of a flight.
Wouldn't be some kind of joke!
Yes...indeed it is. I am just wondering if it ever happen like that. How would one react to that? hehe
I saja terfikir this kind of thing because the other day when I was about to board my flight in LCCT goin to Penang, I kena tahan by the police at the boarding hall. After they scan my bag of la course! *cis!*
*because inside my bag got 4 bottles of montoku and lihing...hehe (2 each la) *
Adui..malunya have to take out and show it to them. and in my head also I was really thinking what to answer them.
Policewoman: Miss, boleh tengok apa isi botol dalam beg tu tak?
Me: O Oh...boleh..* stupid it's just liquid la..dat wan oso wanna see*
Policeman: (upon seeing the clear liquid in the bottle - Montoku la that) Eh, ini air apa ni ? Jernih je.
Me: Oh..air minuman la.
Policewoman: Air minuman apa?
Me: Minuman tradisional *pening already dunno what to answer*
Policewoman: Buat ubat ke?
Me: *Ok, now the best chance to get away* A ah, ye la buat ubat.
Policeman: Ok la, kalau cam tu tak pe la.
Hahahaha..if only they now what Montoku can do to you. *wink*
P/S: First time drinker of Montoku, don't underestimate the strength...ada "kick" tau. Later jadi like my other half...hehe..KO trus!
First comment on your blog. The montoku is for cooking, or for other forms of consumption....?
ReplyDeleteP.S. I didnt know you're from Tamparuli until I saw that post about carolling and the pics of your dad.