Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Urban Dictionary

Saw this off a friend's blog. Haven't done things like this for quite some time so might as well try it. Btw, I totally heart urbandictionary.com

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URBAN DICTIONARY GAME Rules:

  • Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
  • Post the first definitions it gives you.

1. Your name: Joan


Joan is a stylish, fun, beautiful, sexy woman with a gorgeous, killer smile. Witty and sharp-tongued when necessary, Joan has a strong character and is extremely charming. She possesses many talents and is culturally aware. Men love Joan. Sure, she's broken a few hearts, but she does so with grace. Joan is widely adored and has many loyal and awesome female friends, however, dumb, bitchy girls tend to seethe with jealousy in her presence or at the very mention of her name, even if they've never met Joan. Men denied by her have also been known to become catty and a little psycho

2. Your age: 26

750ml of alky

3. One of your friends: Sheila

Australian/Kiwi slang, for a female.

4. What should you be doing: Watching TV

Code for Jerking off, jacking off,

or, non gender specifically, masterbating

5. Favourite colour: Pink

slang reference to the vagina

6. Birthplace: Hospital

A place where medical facilities exist, that caters fro the wounded. Staffed by doctors and nurses, as well as specialist doctors.

7. Last person you talked to: Father

The guy who criticizes everything you ever do, never admits he's wrong in front of you, the guy who ejaculated into your mom, the human bank machine, the only straight guy who ever cares for you but never admits it

8. One of your nicknames: evie

a very fione girl who will grow up to be a really really REALLY hotte babe... get a peice of her ass wile you can...

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Buduh punya game ...hahaha!

2 comments:

sHeiLa said...

ehhee..siok, mo try juga!

ah yes..my Sheila is true la, aritu di melbourne i came across the meaning of my name :P

tapi part the last person you talked to tu ba..aihskk..hehe

Earthy Emily said...

Emily

"slang term for a highly attractive and sexually intriguing individual."

Lol! This is interesting.