she is scary

a freaky attempt to be cute as a doll and charming as an angel.

Pre-shoot checklist

• Blonde Wig ->[double check]
• Dilate-me-pupils contact lens ->[check-check-check!]
• Super long fake lashes -> [oh check]
• Super tebal and cakey powder that can make my skin sparkle like a vampire under the sun -> [CHECK!!!!! ]

During shoot checklist

• Hold the camera at arms length
• Hover camera in front of face
• Stare very hard at the camera to make sure eyes looks like its bulging out from the socket
• Pout like a sick golden fish or a roasted duck
• Click the shutter button ( or in low light condition must hold the camera very steady cos any movement will make the image appear like a ghost )
• If not nice, can delete
• If nice, take some more ( with same pose cos face is very chio! )
• and take some more until arms got tired

After shoot checklist

• Upload to computer
• Open very easy editing software ( easiest is Picnik )
• Bloom the pictures as much as you can so that everything looks angelic
• Crop out the messy room behind your face
• Voila! Done..
• Upload to facebook

So, what do you think?

To me the outcome looks scary. Freaky!! I will have nightmares tonight.

p.s: btw, she's one of my students ( running away now )

don't they ever learn that the mad awesome pictures of their beloved k-pop and j-pop idols on magazines have undergone cosmetic surgeries to look good or at least got their photos severely photoshopped? tsk tsk tsk