Monday, April 28, 2008

bull-Sh*t-ology


TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your
computer?
*hoops and yoyo
Q. How many televisions you have in
your house?
*just two...oh..its actually 3
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
*kanan kanan kanan
Q. Have you ever had anything removed
from your body?
*hmmm...none for the moment
Q. What is the last heavy item you
lifted?
*penyapu...ahahaha
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
*none that i remember
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want
to know the day you were going to die?
*I am not God, there are limitations in things that we should know
Q. If you could change your name, what
would you change it to?
*Not change..but i'd like a chinese name..a surname is just mediocre..ahaha
Q. What color do you think looks best
on you?
*rainbow...ahahaha..macam 70's hippies time pula
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food
item?
*erm...am civilized enough not to do that
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same
sex for $100?
*why should I waste my time doing this where I can be paid more for kissing the opposite sex..ahahaha
Q. Would you allow one of your little
fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
*are you nuts?
Q. Would you never blog again for
$50,000
*maybe if you consider doubling up the offer, then we will talk
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine
for $250,000?
*again consider increasing the offer, then we will sit down and talk
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of
hot sauce for $1000?
*alahai...stupid job..maybe on fear factor with more money
Q. Would you, without fear of
punishment, take a human life for
$1,000,000?
*I don't do the act of God
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
*no pocket
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good
movie?
*din watch
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in
your house?
*carpet on my floor
Q: Do!!you sit or stand in the shower?
*ahahahahaha...shitty question
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you
own?
*none..i only borrow..hahaha
Lastology
Q: Last person who texted you?
*hmmmmmm..
Q: Last person who called u?
*hmmmmm
Q: Person you hugged?
*does my pillow counts
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Numbers?
* 13
Q: Season?
* tiada
Q: Color?
*again y ask same question..bodoh ka
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
*yea
Q: Mood?
*so so
Q: Listening to?
*kipas pusing2
Q: Watching?
*none
Q: Worrying about?
*bila mau pigi mandi ni
Q: Wearing?
*baju la wat the heck???
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
*living room and sambung tidur there
Q: What can you not wait to do?
*mandi!
Q: Do you smile often?
*hmmmm..a fake one yea..always
Q: Are you a friendly person?
*depends

monday blues~

3 comments:

LeoFantasia a.k.a LEO said...

thanks for always surf on my blog..u're on my Bloggers Link now...:)

fie the elf said...

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food
item?


I read somewhere that by the time we die, we would have eaten an average of 20 spiders..during our sleep

XD

EviE said...

thanks leo

and fie the elf..such an interesting fact that you have there..din know that either